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| Q1: | "Hello my dear, how's comedy treating you?" |
Very nicely, I get to be on "The Circle" I get free Fanta at all my gigs, sometimes boys talk to me afterwards. It's good.
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Yes, on that, at the risk of being indelicate; you famously announced yourself as a 27 year old virgin. Has comed..
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..y success bought romance?
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Wow, good question. Umm, my Dad follows me on Twitter and the virgin material is really good, so I will say, no comment Jana
| Q2: | "Bless." |
I have been on dates though. And when this next patch of eczema clears up. I will be back out there again, watch out boys!
| Q3: | "Well I hope you have time to honour your commitment to follow Aust politicians on twitter throughout the campaign..." |
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.. Mel, who is bringing the lolz in election2010?
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Sid Sidebottom,TAS His electorate newsletter is called "The Bottom Line". His fav word is bonza he is Alf Stewart in a suit
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I was beginning to worry there were no characters left in Oz politics.
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Watching Hawke really raised the bar all over again. (No pun intended).
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There Totez are Sid is a gem, he gives speeches about to the house about shark fishing, & he directs musical theatre. Swoon
| Q4: | "Speaking of swooning, what's with the Julie Bishop fascination?" |
She's a harvard grad & an ex barrister. She's a pink suit and a Chihuahua away from being Legally Blonde.
And if you look into her eyes you can quit smoking in 6 weeks.
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I get all of that. I love Julie from Masterchef for similar reasons.
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She hasn't been to harvard but if you look into her eyes you don't notice how much of her sweat is in your food.
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"Julie and Julie" where's Meryl Streep let's make a sequel. I love Masterchef Julie too! Lets be best friends!!
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Oh let's!
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I'll bring round some homebrand dip and we can hang out
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I'll crack out the CUrtis Stone recipe cards and feed us and two other people for under a tenner.
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| Q5: | "Who are Tony Abbott and Julia Gillard really? Like when they're just at home, chillin' with homebrand dip." |
Tony kisses his biceps & eats NutriGrain. Julia practices hand gestures in the mirror to "You're the Voice" by John Farnham
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Oh God, I think all of that is probably true.
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| Q6: | "Wanna meet for lunch next week?" |
Yes please Mrs Lady!
