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Tweeter: @Meshel_Laurie
interviewing
Tweetee: @TomCBallard
Tom Ballard - unbiased - on campaign 2010
Date: Aug 05, 10
Time: 03:30
Category: Politics / Government
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The tweeterview as recorded:

Q1:
"Hello young man, no nap today, or are we working around it?"

I am working late! A whole bunch of stuff with a new initiative called #HottestPM and lots of Splendour acts in town.

Q2:
"Ooohh, what's #HottestPM all about then?"

We're getting listeners to vote for their favourite PMs. All the info's here: http://tinyurl.com/23tolah #crosspromo

Q3:
"Your idea? Is it born of frustration that as an ABC employee you must remain unbiased regarding election 2010?"

It's @AlexDyson and myself's idea. We just think it's funny to sex up Australian political history, to be honest.

And it's to celebrate #ausvotes. We'll have a big countdown show on Friday August 20th.

Q4:
"Surely we can all agree that Hawkee was and with always be the sex machine of Aus politics. There's a mini series to .."
Q5:
"..prove it. "

We're not talking the "hottest" PMs in the attractive sense; we mean "most awesome", just like triple j's Hottest 100...

...is for songs.

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Oh. Well is there scope for the attractive sense?
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I mean Bronwyn Bishop gave the impression she could suck a golf ball thru a garden hose.
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Not a PM, but hot.

Oh yes, and Helen Coonan is mad for labradors, but we're keeping out of all that filthy smut, thank you very much.

Q6:
"John Howard would be the only PM you would remember before the recent Governmental fracas wouldn't he? "
More on Q6...
So are you choosing out of the 3 you've lived with, or researching into the wee hours?

You know, he really is. That's what makes this whole sha-bang more interesting; I love finding out about these PMs...

...I've never known.

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That is cool. So whataya got? Who's your fave?
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Are you allowed retrospective bias?

Sure! I am a big Francis Michael Forde fan. 8 sweet days of fuck all.

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What does that mean? 8 sweet days? Wha happenend?

He filled after John Curtin died in 1945, was PM for 8 days, and then got voted out. Yeesh.

If you click that link (http://tinyurl.com/23tolah) you can hear @CharliePick talking about him.

More on Q6...
Hahaha. Trust @CharliePick to have an opinion on former PM Francis Michael Ford.

Classic @CharliePick.

Q7:
"Hey my agent phoned me once and asked me if I'd be interested in doing a nude stand up show."
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Wasn't it your idea?

It was. It was a dream I had that was cruelly crushed, Meshel; crushed by the realities of this empty society we dwell in.

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Crushed at what stage? Did anyone agree to do it?
Q8:
"Your reputation is that of a lovely young man so I must assume some higher artistic purpose was behind the idea. What.."
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.. was it?
Q9:
"Well, some are just disturbing, which is why I said no. Any reason eating disorder issues are meaningful to you?"
Q10:
"You're a sweet boy Tom, you do know that don't you? I wish for you only happiness."
More on Q10...
Hahaha. Comedy turns us all evil in the end! Now back to work please.

Thanks for the chat, pretty lady!